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08:01pm 29/12/2009  
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Or a Maid I Exploit. Same Difference.
  overheardnyc
 
09:00pm 29/12/2009  
 

Girl #1: So what did you say to your roommate?
Boy: I told her she was a fucking slut!
Girl #2: Isn't your roommate your girlfriend?
Boy: Sort of.

--Astor Place


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...But You'll Have to Show Me Those Diagrams Again
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06:00pm 29/12/2009  
 

Attractive 20-something man: Do you want me to sleep over tonight?
Attractive 20-something woman: Yes, but only if you put your penis in my vagina.
Attractive 20-something man: You've got yourself a deal.

--36th & 5th

Overheard by: lola


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Gingko Doesn't Slow Cognitive Decline in Elderly
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04:01pm 29/12/2009  
 

Having trouble remembering to take your Ginkgo supplement ? The pills themselves might not help with that forgetfulness--or any other age-related cognitive decline, according to a new study published online Tuesday in JAMA , The Journal of the American Medical Association . [More]

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That's What Webcabs Are For, Sweetie.
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03:00pm 29/12/2009  
 

Mother to bouncing daughter: No, you can not look in that window! Do you want to be a Peeping Tom?
Daughter: Let me see! Let me see!

--Redhook, Brooklyn


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The notes of Candace's complaint
  languagelog
 
08:22pm 29/12/2009  
 

Commenting on "Three-syllable Mom" (12/28/2009), Brooke observes that

You can hear a genuine three-syllable "Mom" in the opening title sequence of the kids' television show, "Phineas and Ferb." The character Candace says,

"Mmm-MO-om, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!"

The pitch matches the stress, low-high-low. The first syllable is brief but clearly discernible. I suppose one could argue that it's not a true syllable, since it lacks a vowel, but the word is certainly three distinct beats.

Thanks to the magic of YouTube, I can bring you the audio (performed by Ashley Tisdale) as well as a still of Candace in mid-complaint:

A pitch track of the "Mom!" part shows that there are indeed three notes, though not really three syllables (or three "beats"), since the first pitch is clearly limited to the initial [m] (just as Brooke describes it).

(Click on the image for a larger version. The mis-tracking of pitch at the edge of the high note may be in some sense real, being caused by some laryngealization that may actually cause temporary period doubling.)

The pitches are roughly 250, 614 and 464 Hz, which (relative to A 440) are approximatly b, d#", and a#'. (Given those values, the first note is about 18 cents sharp relative to a concert A, the middle note is about 22 cents flat of tempered concert D#, and the third note is about 8 cents flat relative to tempered A#. But different choices of measurement points or regions would give different numbers.)

Here's a plot for the "Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" part of the complaint, where there are (what I take to be) two more replications of the same pattern:

Contrary to the opinions of several commenters on the earlier post, there's no sign of a rise on the final note, either in the "Mo-om!" phrase or in the "…title sequence" phrase.  That agrees with my own impressions about this pattern. But they may be right about their own variants — I repeat my earlier call to send me audio clips, either of other renditions in popular culture, or in your own performance.

 
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What a Colored Square Taught Me About Defeating Fear
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02:00pm 29/12/2009  
 

Every time that a colored square appeared on the monitor in front of me, I braced for pain. Early into the 10-minute session as a subject of this experiment, I learned that about half of the times that I saw that square, I received a low-voltage shock, via a bar strapped to my right wrist. I also learned that every time I saw a square of a different, "good" color, I could momentarily breathe easy. But in the second day's session, as I watched the squares appear in random order, no shocks punctuated either the "bad" or "good" colors. After several minutes I started to relax. [More]

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And My Mom's My Dealer.
  overheardnyc
 
12:00pm 29/12/2009  
 

Guy #1: Can you believe this guy was texting his drug dealer when he hit a guy on a bicycle?
Guy #2: To be fair, that could of happened to any of us.
Guy #1: I don't text that much.

--57th & Lexington


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Words of the decade
  languagelog
 
04:36pm 29/12/2009  
 

A piece of fluff on the op-ed page of the NYT on December 28: Philip Niemeyer, "Picturing the Past 10 Years", with an item a year for 2000 through 2009 in twelve categories. The last two categories are words: Nouns and Verbs.

There are no statistics here, just someone's judgments about what was hot in each year; others would no doubt have made other choices. For the last two categories:

Nouns:

2000: glitch
2001: news cycle
2002: freedom fries
2003: spider hole
2004: friendly fire
2005: truthiness
2006: chatter
2007: surge
2008: hope
2009: Auto-Tune

Verbs:

2000: I.M.
2001: outsource
2002: download
2003: punk'd
2004: Swift boat
2005: Google
2006: text
2007: blog
2008: go rogue
2009: crowd source

We've commented on a few of these on Language Log (truthiness, for example) and used some of the others (crowd source).

 
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Sports: Man Looks Up 'Baseball' On Wikipedia
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10:00am 29/12/2009  
  SAN FRANCISCO—Confused by a news report about someone named Barry Zito, local fan Tad Knackers took 20 or so minutes Tuesday to research the...


 
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Sports: 'Greatest Super Bowl Ever,' Reports Incorrect Man
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10:00am 29/12/2009  
  PITTSBURGH—In a torrent of emotion that both blanked out Kenneth Weiss' memory and skewed his judgment, the longtime Steelers fan declared...


 
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Sports: On Basketball In 2009:
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09:37am 29/12/2009  
 


 
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Sports: Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship With Luke Walton On Team
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09:00am 29/12/2009  
  ORLANDO, FL—With the Lakers' 99-86 victory over the Magic in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, shooting guard Kobe Bryant silenced critics Sunday, achieving what many had said was impossible: winning an NBA title with Luke Walton on his team....


 
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Your Editors Have Gotten Used to Doing Both
  overheardnyc
 
09:00am 29/12/2009  
 

Drunk freshman #1: Dude, work was awful today. Usually I just sit there and drink, today I had to actually do shit. It was bad.
Drunk freshman #2, earnestly: Yo, that sucks dick, man!

--Columbia University

Overheard by: Janine


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More models of binomial order
  languagelog
 
12:17pm 29/12/2009  
 

Following up on "The order of ancestors" (12/24/2009) and "Sexual orders" (12/27/2009), I need to note one other important recent paper: Sarah Benor and Roger Levy, "The Chicken or the Egg? A Probabilistic Analysis of English Binomials", Language 82(2): 233-278, 2006. And several readers have pointed me to an older tradition of corpus linguistics that comes to a different set of conclusions about binomial ordering: Mishnah Keritot 6:9, etc.

Here's the abstract of the Benor and Levy paper:

Why is it preferable to say salt and pepper over pepper and salt? Based on an analysis of 692 binomial tokens from online corpora, we show that a number of semantic, metrical, and frequency constraints contribute significantly to ordering preferences, overshadowing the phonological factors that have traditionally been considered important. The ordering of binomials exhibits a considerable amount of variation. For example, although principal and interest is the more frequent order, interest and principal also occurs. We consider three frameworks for analysis of this variation: traditional optimality theory, stochastic optimality theory, and logistic regression. Our best models—using logistic regression—predict 79.2% of the binomial tokens and 76.7% of types, and the remainder are predicted as less frequent—but not ungrammatical—variants.

B & L take their examples from a number of tagged corpora, using a method described as follows:

The corpus search was conducted on three tagged corpora: the Switchboard (spoken), Brown (varied genres, written), and Wall Street Journal (WSJ; newspaper) sections of the Penn Treebank III, available from the Linguistic Data Consortium (Marcus et al. 1993).1 These corpora were searched for constructions of N and N, V and V, Adj and Adj, and Adv and Adv, where both X and X were part of the same XP. The search yielded 3,680 distinct binomials. Using the beginnings and ends of each corpus’s search results, we took a total of 411 input binomial TYPES—distinct sets A, B for some binomial sequence A and B—for analysis. This total consisted of 120 nouns, 103 verbs (including gerunds and participals), 118 adjectives, and 70 adverbs. We did not include binomials formed from personal names, because idiosyncratic factors frequently determine the ordering of names in a conjunction (however, we did not exclude the names of political entities such as countries or states). We discarded binomials formed with extender phrases, such as and stuff, as they are not in theory reversible (i.e. politics and everything cannot be everything and politics). For each of these binomials, we noted whether we considered each to be frozen (for example, by and large and north and south are frozen; honest and stupid and slowly and thoughtfully are not). We then searched for all occurrences of each binomial and its reverse in all three corpora, and included all such occurrences in our final corpus, yielding 692 tokens. Like Gustafsson (1976), we found that very few of the binomials occurred more than once in the three corpora. Most of those that did are frozen binomials, such as back and forth, which occurred forty-nine times.

Their technique has several important advantages.  For one thing, the use of parsed corpora allows them to avoid apparent binomials like dogs and desserts from the string "…selling hamburgers, hot dogs and desserts", or dogs and columns from the string "a most unique newspaper, one that carries no headlines, photographs of cats and dogs and columns with names like 'The Downieville Dragnet.'".  And this approach provides a valid sample of the binomials (common or otherwise) that happen to occur in a chosen chunk of text.

It also has an important disadvantage: the amount of text analyzed is only about three million words.  692 binomial tokens is thus a rate of about 231 per million. This is pretty common — it's about the same frequency as the word America, or the sequence "from a".  But their observation that "very few of the [individual] binomials occurred more than once in the three corpora" is both expected, and telling.  The nature of LNRE ("large numbers of rare events") distributions guarantees that the resulting sample will present a very noisy picture of the population frequency and the population order statistics for individual binomials. And this guarantee is honored by the facts, as can be seen in the following table, which compares a random selection of their 411 binomial types with counts from some larger corpora:

B&S COCA LDC News
English and Americans 1 0 7 6 10 8
Connecticut and Massachusetts 1 0 15 23 140 190
slowly and thoughtfully 1 0 7 0 3 0
abused and neglected 1 0 86 18 336 57
acute and correct 1 0 0 0 0 0
approved and commended 1 0 0 0 0 0
strawberries and bananas 1 0 2 4 10 9
oranges and grapefruit 1 0 9 8 59 19
warm and fuzzy 1 0 154 5 1121 6
fruits and nuts 1 0 54 14 192 27
T-ball and soccer 2 0 1 2 2 2
pinks and greens 2 0 13 1 18 10
gold and silver 4 0 428 165 3287 548
principal and interest 5 2 55 33 980 787

(In each cell, the first number is the count for the cited order of the binomial, and the second number is the count for the reversed order.)

Given that their model assigns weights to 20 "semantic, pragmatic, metrical, phonological, and word-frequency factors that may affect the ordering of binomials", and that the patterning of these factors in their 411 binomial types is far from a factorial design (as expected in real-world linguistic data),  this amount of noise in type-token relations will certainly degrade the predictive power of the result.

As they observe, "Because our full logistic-regression model uses a large number of constraints relative to the size of the dataset, it is not possible to draw detailed conclusions from the specific values of resulting constraint weights". This would be true even if the estimated frequencies of binomial types were reasonably accurate — it's much more of a problem given that their counts are nearly all 1, and thus almost meaningless as a basis for predicting population frequency. (This is especially true if the model is tested via cross-validation — as far as I can tell, though, they tested on their training set, making the reported 77% performance surprisingly low. )

At the start of this post, I mentioned an older corpus-linguistics tradition that also must deal with the problem of binomial order in a small corpus (about half a million words).  This older tradition, without access to generalized linear models, draws a different sort of conclusion from the fact that binomial order is hard to predict and apparently variable.  Thus

“This is the same Aaron and Moshe to whom G-d told, ‘Take the Jewish people, all of their hosts, out of Egypt.’”  (Shemot 6:26)

The Tosefta at the end of Masekhet Keritot asks:  Why does Aaron precede Moshe in this verse, whereas Moshe usually precedes Aaron? […]

[T]he Torah, one verse after another, switches the order of their names.  When it speaks about the actual Exodus – “to whom G-d told, ‘Take the Jewish people, all of their hosts, out of Egypt” – where Moshe was central, it lists Aaron first – “Aaron and Moshe.” (Shemot 6:26) Then, in the next verse when it talks of speaking to Pharaoh – “They are the ones who speak to Pharaoh the king of Egypt . . .” – it lists Moshe first – “this is Moshe and Aaron.” (Shemot 6:27) This switching of the names actually teaches a lesson. By listing Aaron first concerning the area where Moshe was central and listing Moshe first in the area where Aaron was central, it makes it clear that both had an equal role in the mission.

Or again:

Dealing with the duties and the relationship of the child to its parents:

a) Honor your father and your mother, (Exodus 20:12; Deut. 5:16)

b) Ye shall fear every man his mother and his father (Levit.19:3)

[In the matter of honor due to parents, the father is mentioned first; in the matter of reverence due to them, the mother is mentioned first. From this we infer that both are to be equally honored and revered. …]

And:

4. "You shall revere every man his mother, and his father"

Rabbi Yosi says that whoever fears their mother and father observes the Shabbat. He wonders why the mother is mentioned first, and Rabbi Shimon explains that the mother does not have the power to instill fear that the father does, therefore she is mentioned first. Rabbi Yehuda says that just as heaven and earth were created simultaneously, both parents are equal in fear and honor. Rabbi Shimon tells us about the sanctification below during mating and the supernal mating above.

Some similar arguments are advanced about sheep and goats, pigeons and doves, and perhaps other binomials.  But here, I think, we have an even more problematic instance of testing on a training set with small type and token counts.

 
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Did the NBA Start Drafting White People?
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06:00am 29/12/2009  
 

White volunteer tutor from Princeton: So imagine I'm trying out for the basketball team...
Black student #1: You play basketball?
Black student #2: Do you play tennis?
Black student #1: That's racist!

--Public High School, Queens


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Facebook Calls It "Unfriending With Extreme Prejudice"
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03:00am 29/12/2009  
 

20-something hipster girl #1: What's up with that girl you used to live with?
20-something hipster girl #2: Well, it's not like I still talk to her... She won't add me on Facebook.
20-something hipster girl #1: Why not?!
20-something hipster girl #2: She tried to kill me!

--M86 Bus

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Leading the league in snowclones
  languagelog
 
06:30am 29/12/2009  
 

Snowclones, in Geoff Pullum's early formulation, were defined as "some-assembly-required adaptable cliché frames for lazy journalists." Of course, the field of snowclonology has moved beyond "lazy journalists" to a consideration of phrasal templates used by the broader populace, in varieties exhibiting a wide range of creativity. But journalists who have many column inches to fill remain a fertile source for the more clichéd strain of snowclones.

Sports journalism might be particularly prone to such hackneyed phrase-making. Case in point: in his most recent Monday Morning Quarterback column for Sports Illustrated, Peter King wrote that Carolina Panthers receiver Steve Smith "leads the NFL in guts." The sports blog Deadspin had already been tracking King's "funny little tic of expressing abundance by saying something like, '[Person or Team X] leads the league in [Intangible Category Y].'" Deadspin's Tommy Craggs then laid out the damning evidence of King's endless snowcloning.

A sampling:

Person: Andy Reid, 2002
Leads the league in: "boring press conferences"

Person: Andy Reid, 2004
Leads the league in: "brains"

Person: Norv Turner, 2007
Leads the league in: "coloring the color book between the lines"

Person: Bill Parcells, 1997
Leads the league in: "decisiveness"

Person: Tanard Jackson, 2008
Urged to lead the league in: "effort"

Person: Tarvaris Jackson, 2008
Leads the league in: "good news"

Person: Steve Young, 1992
Leads the league in: "diplomacy"

Person: Matt Schaub, 2009
Leads the league in: "normalcy"

Person: Tony Romo, 2009
Leads the league in: "smiles"

And so on and so forth. King, Craggs concludes, "leads the league in boiler plate."

Later on in the same MMQB column, King said of New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, "He's been the definition of shutdown corner." Deadspin editor-at-large Drew Magary, at his other blogging home Kissing Suzy Kolber, snarked thusly:

He defines shutdown corner. You look up that term in the dictionary, where you will not find it because it isn’t an entry, and you will see a picture of that man. Only you won’t, because that’s not actually true.

Geoff Pullum has termed this type of cliché a "snowclone of linguification" (e.g., "Look up W in the dictionary and you'll find a picture of X"). And King has been guilty of such linguifying in the past. In January, when King declared that Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb "was the definition of clutch," Magary wrote:

If you remember last week, it was Brian Westbrook and Ed Reed who were the definition of clutch. Now, McNabb defines clutch. Next week, someone else will almost certainly define clutch. This is why, when we define words, we use OTHER WORDS to do it. People are notoriously unreliable for lexicographic purposes.

Perhaps the next time King needs to assert a player or coach's dominance in a notional category, he should lay off the league-leading and the defining.

 
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That Never Goes Out Of Style in the U.S.
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12:00am 29/12/2009  
 

Girl: So why didn't your dad like Giuliani again?
Boy: I think it was the casual fascism.

--72nd St & West End


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Like Riding the Subway, Eating Pizza's Better If You Never Make Eye Contact
  overheardnyc
 
09:00pm 28/12/2009  
 

Girl #1: Ohmigod! I just saw a cockroach.
Girl #2: Ew! Goddammit, I don't want to have to leave, this pizza is really good!
Girl #1: The roach had wings, so that means it came in from outside and this place isn't necessarily roach-infested.
Girl #2: But it could be.
Girl #1: For the purposes of us enjoying this awesome pizza, it isn't.
Girl #2, as girl #1 continues eating her pizza: And that is what psychologists call "rationalization".

--Pizza Place, 31st St

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